Casey Anthony Mask Is Terrifying
Casey Anthony was found not-guilty of murdering her two year old daughter earlier this month, and people were furious (until Amy Winehouse died and then there were much more important things to talk about on Facebook). However, that fury didn’t stop certain businesses from attempting to capitalize on the shock factor of the verdict – porn producers offered her roles, there are book talks in the works, and now, someone is selling creepily accurate latex masks of Casey Anthony’s face on eBay.
Halloween is only a few months away. Forget Freddy, Jason, Meyers, here’s your chance to scare the *#&% out of everyone and win every costume contest with this amazing Tot Mom latex rubber mask, possibly the most frightening mask on the planet. And I can almost guarantee it’s the ‘only’ Casey mask on the planet.
ALMOST guarantee?! No way! That’s NEARLY a promise! It MIGHT BE true! That’s like getting in the sack with someone and having them say, “don’t worry – I am SORT OF sure I don’t have chlamydia!”
Either way, as classless as people get on Halloween, I wouldn’t be surprised if people dressed as Casey Anthony. I mean, people dress as Ted Bundy and the Unibomber all the time, what’s to stop them from dressing as a young mother who might have killed her kid and pinned it on her father?
Unfortunately, if you want this mask, you’ll have to outbid the current high bidder at over $150. So if wearing a tasteless and unfunny costume is what you’re going for this year, start saving, d*ckweed.
pete a
July 27, 2011 @ 9:45 am
I CAN GUARANTEE YOU RIGHT NOW ID NEVER BUY ANYTHING THAT REMINDS ME OF CASEY AND WHAT HER FAMILY GOT AWAY WITH SHE SHOULD TEAM UP WITH O.J. THEY BOTH GOT AWAY WITH MURDER BUT O.J. HAS A NEW HOME IN VEGAS WITH BARS AND HE CANT LEAVE IT WHERE CASEY IS GOING TO BE LIVING LOOKING OVER HER SHOULDER EVERY TIME IT REALLY HURT ME THAT THE JURY COULDNT SEE ALL THE STUFF BEFORE THEY WERE BEING TOLD TO LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE THEY HAD A DISAGREEMENT ABOUT SOMETHING TO THE CASE THEN LWET BACK IN IF THEY HAD BEEN ABLE TO SIT AND WATCH WHAT THEY WERE DISAGREEING ABOUT THERE MINDS MIGHT HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT I DONT SEE ANYONE SPENDING 1 CENT FOR THIAS CASEY MASK