Well, thank God. I no longer feel like a lost puppy wandering a country road – now everything is right and I know what we need to do. PACK OUR BAGS AND GO TO BRAZIL. Gorgeous Victoria’s Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel demands it.

According to The Daily Mail, Candice claims that Brazil is her favorite country to be in, because “there’s a raw sexual energy there that’s intoxicating,” and that it “brings out the real me.” She went on to say that it was difficult growing up in conservative South Africa because she had to hide her burgeoning sexuality, but in Brazil she feels the “freest and happiest.” She finished with my favorite quote of the whole she-bang (literally!), saying her perfect day would involve having sex and then taking a nap. UH, NO WAY HOW CRAAAAZY THAT’S MY FAVORITE DAY TOO!

Needless to say, I finally feel the purpose that I lost last night at midnight when the world didn’t crumble like a building demolition. Start saving your pennies and packing your bags, we’re spending the New Year in BRAZIL!!!!*

(probably not. that shit’s expensive.)