It is considered a ‘fetish’ if you find something about a person’s ideals sexy? Like, say, if you were SUPER into Sarah Palin’s desire to drill for oil. Or… if you were really turned on by Suze Orman’s creepy-jacketed investment knowledge? Is that a thing? How about if I am now oddly aroused by both Eva Mendes and Cameron Diaz’ anti-marriage stance? Is that possible or am I just a weirdo?

It’s true – Cameron Diaz is second in line of Hotties Against Marriage (which we may now have to make into a recurring segment!). In her interview with Maxim, where she looked like this, by the way:

Cameron talks about her relationship with Yankee baseballer Alex Rodriguez, saying things are “awesome,” but that she’s not sure if marriage is her thing.

When asked if she thought marriage was a dying institution, Diaz, said, “I do. I think we have to make our own rules. I don’t think we should live our lives in relationships based off of old traditions that don’t suit our world any longer.” –HuffingtonPost

Exactly! Genius! Why can’t more hot chicks subscribe to this ideology? Is it because she (as well as Eva Mendes) have enough money to buy a small island and populate it with little horses and margarita stand, so getting married just sounds boring? Nah, I would just like to think it’s because they are intelligent, classy, non-needy chicks who know what they want AND know marriage is a sham.

Yeah, let’s go with that.

pssst… CAMERON. CALL ME.