We’ll be the first to admit that gettin’ down and dirty in the workplace can be ultra-fun, super exciting, and ÜBER sexy. However, that is assuming your office is a private room, without cameras, and it’s after hours. Like, an actual office at 6pm. Or the walk-in freezer of a restaurant once it’s closed. Or in a firetruck when (for some reason) everyone is gone, maybe? I don’t know. However, one place that doesn’t fit into these specifications is a PUBLIC BUS, WHILE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PICKING PEOPLE UP. That, however, did not stop Albuquerque bus driver Alex Gonzales from using his daily route for a routine hook up.

Via NY Daily News:

“You know what time it is!” he says to a woman who boarded but never paid bus fare.

With no one else aboard, the woman performed oral sex on Gonzales while the bus was parked in an empty station, reported local station KRQE.

Afterward, Gonzales said, “Man, if I could sell that I could make a million dollars.”

While we’d love to meet the woman whose blowies are worth a million bucks, we still understand why it’s not so great that Mr. Gonzales was trading a free bus ride for crotch rides. I mean, it’s basically prostitution, albeit at an EXTREMELY DISCOUNTED PRICE. Apparently the driver got caught when a man pushing a stroller walked by and noticed the public transit hanky-panky, and was sadly fired after 14 years of service.

This weekend, try something fun and adventurous in your sex life. But maybe not on a bus, which is like, the grossest place in the universe.

Head over to NYDailyNews for a (obviously blurred) video of the bus bidness.