Bill Nye Has Won Dancing With the Stars
Alright, not really. This clip is actually just from the first episode of this season of Dancing With the Stars, but I feel as though we should just stop wasting time since Bill Nye, that dude that got you marginally interested in science back through cheesy jokes and terrible puns in the 90s, IS THE CLEAR AND OBVIOUS WINNER. Sure his moves are clunky and he looks like he’s having a seizure half the time, but if that ain’t HEART then I don’t know what is.
Ol’ Bill and the Bus Stop Dance Queen should SERIOUSLY pair up. That right thurr would be gold.