Bill Murray is a Bad Ass
People are often offended when they find out that my number one celebrity crush is Bill Murray. That statement is usually followed by something along the lines of “Wait, is there some hot up-and-coming new actor with the same name as the wrinkly aging star of such movies as Caddyshack, the Royal Tenenbaums, and Zombieland?” To which I reply, “Nope, that wrinkly aging star is my dream man.” Which is followed by gagging and repulsion and them stating that we shouldn’t be friends anymore.
However, I just found proof that there are other ladies out there who share my love for elderly comedic actors. Case in point:
Sure, they could just be money-grubbing club rats looking to hook up with a celebrity, but in my mind, they are nice, honest women who just enjoy the company of one of the most hilarious actors of our time. It could happen, right?