Best Voicemail Ever
I couldn’t even tell you the last time I left a voicemail. Well, I mean at least on PURPOSE. If I leave you a voicemail it’s because I am drunk and I did not realize my phone was calling you, so you know, sorry you had to hear me babble incoherently about what we should do about Kim Jong Il for 45 minutes. I mean, really, who leaves voicemails anymore? If you have something to say, call me, I’ll see there is a missed call, and I WILL CALL YOU BACK. THE END.
On the other hand, sometimes you just gotta get something off your chest and a voicemail is the perfect way to do it. For example,