I don’t know a lot about cars. Hell, I basically know NOTHING. What’s a carburator? What’s a spark plug? WHAT IS A RADIATOR? WHO KNOWS?!

I do know how to drive a car with a manual transmission, thanks to a high school day-long adventure full of near death traffic accidents and lots of crying. And I also know that if my transmission were to need repair, I’d DEFINITELY take it to Arlen’s Transmission in Burbank, CA. I mean, if he puts this much effort into his commercials, I can only imagine how good he is at HIS ACTUAL JOB.