The weekend is nearly here, guys. Two glorious days full of sun, fun, the first weekend of football, and a joyous lack of responsibility. Hopefully you’ll sign onto OBC and set up a sexy booty call to celebrate your singlehood. However, we must remember that it’s always important to be safe, whether you’re partying at a football game, mingling between the sheets, or attempting to pull a tablecloth out from a table on video with your brother Sven.

Happy weekending, warriors!