Best Halloween Costume Ever
I know that you were really excited to shock your friends and neighbors and possibly be excommunicated from your township for wearing one of our YIKES costumes of 2011, but honestly, I must concede the “best costume ever” award to this guy:
Brilliant. Not only does he meet the “any race but white” adoption requirement that Angelina Jolie has, but he’s executed the entire thing to absolute PERFECTION. The outfit, the head cutout, the BEER BOTTLE THAT TOTALLY COULD BE A BABY BOTTLE AT FIRST GLANCE??? A+, from start to finish. I am jealous, bro.