Best Coachella Acts to Get Booty To
I suppose ONE benefit we Weekend 2 Coachella-goers can claim is hearing all the info from weekend 1 about the hot acts to catch and the ones that are, um, skippable. This is especially helpful if you noticed “conflicts” in the schedule: multiple acts that you’d like to see during one time slot.
For today’s Coachella post, we’d like to share some of our picks for the top musical acts that feature a sexy sound that would be perfect soundtrack to your next booty call, whether it’s in a steamy tent in Indio this weekend or in the frigid darkness of Western North Dakota.
FRIDAY:
Alt-J – 5:20 in the Mojave tent:
A new favorite of mine, Alt-J is a single-album newbie to Coachella with some super original-sounding tunes that are perfect for a chill day at the beach or a jam session at night. Coachella is basically both of these things, minus the ocean, so bring a blanket, lay in the grass, and get some hard makeout seshes in while you listen to Breezeblocks.
Dog Blood – 7:40 in the Sahara tent:
This collaboration between dub super-stars Skrillex and Boize Noize is sure to bring the ravers to the Sahara tent, so prepare for some rowdy 21 year olds. However, with the Indio sunset behind you and an insane light show in the newly revamped Sahara tent, it’s sure to be a fun time. Bring along your glow sticks and a sexy companion and dance your heart out to Next Order.
Bassnectar – 11:50 in the Sahara tent
With the word “nectar” in the name, is no surprise that this California-based DJ has a sound that will inspire some real down and dirty moves between you and, well, whoever happens to be near you. Plus, starting at nearly midnight, you’ll have nothing to do after the performance but invite your dance partner back to your tent or hotel to continue the party. Bassnectar’s remix of Ellie Goulding’s Lights is basically sex in a song.
Saturday:
Major Lazer – 6:25 in the Mojave Tent:
Remember THIS ridiculous music video? That’s Major Lazer – AKA DJ and producer Diplo, and he’s back with even more heart-pounding beats that you’d have to be crazy not to dance to. Plus, it’s the perfect place to bring your booty call and get daggering. You know, like, basically having sex on the dance floor. Find yourself a sexy single on the dance floor and Get Free.
Hot Chip – 7:35 on the Main Stage:
Get your heart rate up as the sun goes down with the dancy, trippy, and somewhat weird music of this British electronic group. There’s not much to say about a band with a music video like this, but suffice it to say it will be a fun 50 minutes of music. [Song to dance awkwardly to: Ready For the Floor]
Janelle MonĂ¡e – 10:45 in the Gobi Tent
This younger, edgier, dare I say sexier? version of Beyonce put on a show last weekend that made bloggers say she had one of the best acts of the weekend. Her seamless set blends one song right into the next, and they’re all sexy, beat-filled tunes that are sure to get you and your dance-partner all sorts of riled up. I mean, just listen to Cold War and try not to feel like you’re in a steamy Miami nightclub.
SUNDAY:
Grimes – 4:15 in the Gobi Tent
I don’t really know who this Grimes character is, but she’s a newcomer to Coachella and is developing a huge following of fans to her weird, 80s-vibe sound. I listened to a few songs and it sounds like something you’d put on while laying in a gauzy bed with red curtains and too many candles and incense lit. But I gotta admit, as weird as the video is, Genesis is one seductive song.
La Roux – 7:15 in the Mojave Tent
Another of the few groups at Coachella with a frontWOMAN, La Roux’s synth-pop songs will fill the Mojave Tent with so many songs (many that you probably know), that you’ll probably start dancing without realizing it. And just like during Dog Blood, the sun will be starting its final descent of Coachella, and you’ll be feeling the the romantic sadness of a weekend coming to an end. Share that feeling with a music-filled make out session during In For The Kill.
Red Hot Chili Peppers – 10:15 on the Main Stage
I wouldn’t normally classify RHCP as “booty call music,” but let’s be honest: the nostalgic sound of this 90s rock group will bring you back to the days of first kisses and first time getting a blow job behind the boys locker room. Or, you know, first kisses. Whatever. Although the legendary John Frusciante won’t rejoin the group for their Sunday headlining set, you’re guaranteed to hear some tunes that will make you feel a decade younger. And I guess if I’m honest, Dani California IS a pretty sexy song.
Those are our favorite acts to accompany a booty call this weekend at Coachella… do you have any artists you swear by for best boot-knockin’ music?
Truth sTalker
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