Sometimes it takes a second opinion to really get things right. Like when Dante’s Peak came along twenty milliseconds after Volcano and everyone was like, yeah Pierce Brosnan, you are way sexier than Tommy Lee Jones. Or when Friends With Benefits was 4 kabillion times better than No Strings Attached. But it’s not just with movies – some websites are able to take a decent idea and make it way better, too.

THIS IS NOT THE CASE IN THE FOLLOWING STORY.

According to The Daily Beast, a new app has surfaced called Bang With Friends, which claims to help match Facebook friends in real life for straight-up bangin. It’s garnered 20,000 users so far, which is impressive for an app, although the reviews that have come in suggest most of those 20,000 are probably super disappointed and should come straight over and sign up with OBC, a site that’s done basically the same thing for 10 YEARS. Let’s take a look at some quotes from TDB article with our responses, shall we?

“The Inquisitr pointed at the app’s contact email — pimpin@bangwithfriends.com” PIMPIN?!! The 90s called, they want their word back.

“‘We’ll be honest with you, we made this in two hours… with a lot of Red Bull and vodka … and it took off on its own,’ one of the creators said.” CLEARLY.

“An earlier version of the app didn’t take into account the presence of family members among a user’s Facebook friends, displaying anyone from grandfathers to siblings as potential “bang” buddies.” GROSS.

“BangWithFriends.com is laden with imagery targeted at the heterosexual male (for example, the “doggy style” icon cutout, and a “how it works” tab that showcases an illustration of a man rolling on a condom).” Well DUH. Because women are’t interested in sex, guys. Everyone knows that.

“‘We’re not too [sic] objective to hooking up with that cute secretary across the office if she has a boyfriend already,’ said one creator.” ObjectED, friend. ObjectED.

We agree with the creators when they say, “[Sex] should be something you’re expressive about, that you’re comfortable with, and if there’s a beautiful woman or a handsome man that you’re interested in, you shouldn’t hold back.” However, limiting yourself to Facebook friends cuts out a huge chunk of people living in your area that you might not know yet! We suggest sticking to OBC for now. With 6 million members and counting, your chances of finding a great booty call are greatly increased. And we promise not to try and set you up with your great Uncle Hank (well… we’ll try our best).