Bad Idea: Parkour Over Cops
Good morning, sunshine! Here we are, lookin’ at Tuesday straight in the face and laughing and saying, “no YOU SHUT UP.” Today we strap on our big boy boots and roundhouse kick Tuesday in the chin. We say, “I’ve had six cups of coffee and an acai bowl instead of a breakfast burrito so I’m feeling ON TOP OF THE WORLD (and maybe a little nauseous)!”
As cool as we feel today, it’s still a good idea to keep your composure around cops. Even if you kinda want to do a sweet Parkour move over the bench they’re sitting on, you should probably bottle that emotion and use it on your kick-ass presentation later in the day. You don’t want your Tuesday good mood to turn into a Tuesday jail time.