Lots of things come to mind when we think of the classic holiday character, The Grinch: green, hairy, angry, crotchety, grumpy, mean, gross, smelly… but one word that doesn’t come to mind: sexy. Because EW. Apparently that’s exactly the word that Glee star Matthew Morrison was imagining when he was asked to play the Grinch […]
If anyone else is out there feeling like their sexual adventures have been seriously dampened by this pesky little pandemic, then let us make your disappointment even worse by showing you how much more fun other species are having as they go about their COVID-less lives. Meet the Shipworm, who according to new video-taped research, […]
THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS A REAL THING, EVERYONE. LIFETIME AND KFC HAVE TEAMED UP FOR A ROMANTIC “MINI-MOVIE” STARRING MARIO LOPEZ AND WHHHAHAAAAAAT?!?!??! Via CNET: OK, so it’s a mini-movie, just 15 minutes long, and it’s really more of an elaborate commercial for the chicken chain. But there’s even a trailer that […]
Sharing photos of a bikini-clad Kim Kardashian, in 2020, should not be exciting, or news-worthy. But the truth is so few things bring us joy these days and besides a spicy convo with someone on OBC, snaps of the sexiest Armenian-American celeb in history wearing barely anything at all is enough to brighten our day. […]
How old were you when Mike Tyson famously bit Evander Holyfield’s ear off and spit it on to the boxing ring mat? It was 1997, so some of you might not have even been ALIVE! But it turns out, they’re gonna go into the ring AGAIN! Via TMZ: Evander Holyfield says his team has been […]
Looks who’s the first victims of cuffing season, y’all: Riri and ASAP! According to TMZ, the two have become each others’ quarantine flings – or maybe more? and have been seen walkin around NYC bundled up like they’re in Siberia. Via TMZ: Rihanna really does have love on the brain … and A$AP Rockyclose by her side […]
Nervous that your mom/brother/roommate might find your vibrator in your nightstand? Welp, you may be able to ditch your trusty Rabbit for the same reason we have ditched point-and-shoot cameras and address books: your phone can do the job just fine! Via VICE: It should come as no shock that we have vibrator apps which […]
Can you even believe it’s the last month of the craziest year in recent history? T’is the season for Christmas trees, puffy jackets, and in a time before the global pandemic, holiday-season relationships, which is why it’s called the CUFFING SEASON. However, with restrictions and recommendations from medical professionals to keep non-necessarily human contact to […]
It’s officially December, an in another era, one in which we are not constantly wondering if our neighbors and friends and the sexy barista at the coffee shop are riddled with contagious diseases, singles would be on the hunt for their cuffing season boo. And according to Chipotle and Uber Eats, no pandemic can stop […]
Happy Monday and happy back to real life. Right about now we’re feeling like we should be kicking off work the way that NFL superstar Marshawn Lynch used to: with a shot or two of Hennessy. Seriously! Marshawn's pregame superstition involved a shot of what?! ? Peyton's Places Season 2 is officially here: https://t.co/ZgRaYGb0JO pic.twitter.com/T1LSGH1Y5a […]
