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Singles Week Day 4: Culture Night
I hope everyone has brought out their disaster supplies, including canned goods and water bottles and InTouch magazines because FACEBOOK IS DOWN. Everyone calm down, it’s going to be okay. Stop mashing refresh because all you’re doing is causing an unnecessary panic for you and everyone around you. For now, let’s stop thinking about it. […]
Middle America is Most Sexually Satisfied? WHAT?
Surprise, surprise. While you might think that big cities full of beautiful people would be having the most sex, that’s not the case! In a recent survey by Men’s Health, the cities where men reported being the most sexually satisfied (having enough sex) were all located pretty much in middle America. The top 5 were […]
The Situation Has a Clothing Line
If you told me last year that on September 23, 2010, I’d write two Jersey Shore related posts, I’d have punched you in your lying mouth. I’d have told you there were much more important things to talk about, like the escalating conflicts in the Sudan or maybe how the current bi-partisan bickering in the […]
Playgirl Wants a Mold of Vinny’s You-Know-What
Just when I thought there was no possible way I hadn’t heard every disgusting sex metaphor in The Book Of Disgusting Sex Metaphors, the human-like parasites of the Jersey Shore stumble drunkenly in and explain how wrong I really am. In a recent episode, Snooki was overheard comparing her and Vinny’s awkwardly propositioned sex to […]
Your Profile Picture: A Lesson In Latitudes
We’re halfway through National Singles Week and decided to make this a bit of an educational day. HEY SIT BACK DOWN RIGHT NOW, DUMMY. Don’t leave. I promise you this information is good. We’ve been doing a lot of browsing on OBC recently, checking out all the hot singles that have joined recently (there are […]
Juice Boxes Are Making You Gay
It’s all making sense now, guys. All those times we sat in the lunch room drinking our little boxes of Juicy Juice and eating our little bags of Cheetos, we’re were just dosing ourselves with gay nutrients that were gaying up our pure little straight bodies. Next time you get irritated with the flamboyancy of […]
National Singles Week: Day 2
It’s day two of National Singles Week, and since we started off your morning with a depressing tale of unhappy marriages and divorces and grown women who can’t read, we thought we’d brighten your day with your daily National Singles Week tip! Today’s tip: Nighttime Grown Up Scavenger Hunt! Because we should all be celebrating […]
Just Another Reason to Avoid Marriage
In your every day, average court room, a divorce settlement is rocky, emotional, and stressful. Dividing assets and custody of children and pets can take a severe toll on ones psyche. However, in the world of multi-million dollar (and sometimes billion dollar) marriages, the divorce settlements reach national headlines. Like, say you just happened to […]
National Singles Week is Here!
In honor of Unmarried and Single Americans Week, which started yesterday and goes until Saturday, BCU is going to update once a day with a hot idea for all of us smarter-than-the-average-bears out there who have made the socially, environmentally, and fiscally brilliant decision to stay single. From workout trends to vacation hotspots to entertainment […]