This could be the straw that breaks the psycho’s brain – according to sources at the Hollywood Reporter, No Strings Attached star Ashton Kutcher has “all but signed” a deal casting him as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on the hit sitcom, Two and a Half Men. Although reps for Kutcher will not confirm, the source claims that Ashton Kutcher is getting a “huge payday” to star in the CBS sitcom, as the producers believe his younger, wider fan base (he has 6.7 million Twitter followers) will give the show even better ratings.

We wish Ashton, Chuck Lorre, and the other T&aHM cast and crew luck embarking on this new, Sheen-less adventure, but we also wonder what Charlie Sheen’s next move is. Getting replaced by the younger, more attractive, less insane version of yourself has got to be tough, so our guess is he either finally checks himself into rehab or goes on a murderous rampage at CBS studios. My money’s on the latter.