In a world where we are constantly surrounded by sex (like, seriously – even during burger commercials), it’s hard to believe that people would really need something extra to get their blood pumping south of the border. However, we’re also a world full of lazy, overweight humans who would rather take 20 pills a day then go to the gym, which has resulted in low sex drive and of course, The Little Blue Pill.

Add to that a very real issue that womens’ sexuality is often oppressed, both by an unreasonable amount of body shaming and the puritanical belief that it is only men who have real sexual desires, and we’re left with a country full of tired, stressed, secretly horny skeletons and their fat boyfriends who can’t get erections. It’s a bummer. So it makes sense that people are trying to capitalize on America’s need for sexual satisfaction. I’m just not sure that these super creepy sex lollipops are the way to go.

But good luck, Jena Chambers. Whatever gets ladies in the mood, we’re down to try once. Maybe.