In what is officially the cherry on the Weinergate scandal cake, the New York Times is reporting that Anthony Weiner’s wife, Clinton aide Huma Abedin is pregnant. YUP. PREGGERS. At a time like this. GOOD JOB, WEIN. In his apology, Weiner claimed that he and his wife would try and work through the infidelity, saying “We will weather this…I love her very much, and she loves me.”

Uh huh. Good luck with that.

Reason #41,223 not to get married: Your idiot husband might attempt to send a picture of his schlong to a college student halfway across the country while you are pregnant but then his old ass might click the wrong button and Tweet it to tens of thousands of followers and then deny it and then the whole world will know your husband, while being politically savvy and fair, is a huge, grade-A douchebag.