Good morning, everyone! Today, there are many things to be thankful for- the fact that it’s Friday before Labor Day weekend, the lovely weather that about 75% of the country is experiencing (our hearts go out to those affected by Hurricane Isaac, btw), the fact that you aren’t Doug Hutchison, our friends, family, and of course, that special someone that’s been giving you dirty thoughts all day.

Thankfulness and appreciation only goes so far though, am I right? We’re all allowed a little envy sometimes, like when we get a middle seat at the back of the plane, knowing all too well that there are people experiencing this. Or when you find out that a 45-year-old nut job looks better in a bikini than you ever will.

OR, when you watch another video from that toolbag Devin Graham. Once you look past the obsessive use of panning and the obviously staged “candid” laughing, you realize that you probably will never have this much fun in your life. Whether it’s that human slingshot slide, the world’s larget rope swing, or this new video of some abandoned pipeline turned TOTALLY RAD FRICKEN SLIDE, he has a way of making even your coolest adventure seem like sitting in a pile of dog shit eating spray cheese. I hate him. I HATE HIM AND ALL HIS FUN.

Happy Friday, jerks.