Just as The Superficial predicted yesterday morning, while Snooki claimed she wasn’t preggers to anyone who would listen, she was secretly preparing her US Weekly cover story entitled “OMG! I’m pregnant!” I’m sure someday her child will frame this masterpiece and put it on his bedroom wall, right next to his Snooki sex doll and his collection of Jersey Shore DVDs for the special time when a young man wants to see his mother get railed while eating a pickle and crying.