Amanda Bynes looking sane and healthy in court, May 23. Photo via TheSuperficial

The last time we talked about Amanda Bynes was decades ago in Internet Time, but was actually just two months ago, when the out-of-work actress said she wanted Drake to “murder her vagina”.

Since then, Amanda’s continued to dominate the tabloids with her antics, from appearing in nightmare-inducing Keek videos to inviting random strangers up to her apartment to smoke weed, to claiming every magazine “Photoshops” photos of her, and then finally getting arrested for allegedly throwing a bong out her 36th floor apartment window.

Now that she’s been released, of course, she’s back on Twitter, spouting off nutso remarks that the NYPD “slapped her vagina” (no, I’m not joking) and then claiming that Chris Brown beat Rihanna because she was “not pretty enough“, and then saying her Twitter account was hacked and that she’d never say those things about Rihanna and that they’ll probably “be in a music video together someday.”

So guys, WHAT THE HELL? The only three explanations for this are that she’s either a) crazy, b) SUPER high, or c) faking it for some sort of publicity stunt. My fingers are crossed that it is C, and that it ends really soon. We all get a little perverse pleasure out of watching trainwrecks, but now it’s getting sad and dangerous.

What do you think? Is Amanda Bynes crazy, high, or fakin’ it? Let us know in the comments!