Alright LOOK. I’m not proud of it, but sometimes I go to the frozen section of the grocery store and I purchase, for consumption, frozen pizzas. I KNOW, I KNOW. It’s disgusting. The idea that a product that is made of bread and meat and vegetables could be frozen for weeks or months and then popped in the oven for twenty minutes and eaten as normal is NOT OKAY. It’s against nature, really. However, the truth is, that on a busy schedule with little time and several nights a week that you aren’t done working until after 10, there aren’t many other options.

That being said, now that I have seen this commercial parody from this weekend’s Saturday Night Live, called “Almost Pizza,” I might have to skip the DiGiornios (or Red Barons, or Freschettas if I’m looking to splurge) for a while. Check it out:

And head over to Hulu to watch the rest of this weekend’s episode, hosted by the gorgeous Sofia Vergara, with creepy child band slash alien cult musical guest One Direction.