These days, it’s all about going green. Driving a low-emission vehicle, buying your produce from a farmer’s market, using shampoo that was NEVER tested on animals, of course. And now apparently we should be going green in the bedroom, with the invention of L. brand toxin-free, carbon-consciously manufactured condoms. Their marketing ploy? Be a “real” man:

We’re down for protecting the Earth as much as the next person – though we do think it’s a little odd to imagine THAT dude as the epitome of manliness. Sure, shaving below the neck is super lame, and yeah, pussy IS to be treasured, but that guy eats oysters like a drunk puppy. We don’t really see how he’s the gold standard by which men should be compared.

It is cool that they send a condom to a developing country for every one you purchase. It’s like TOMS, if those uggo-ass shoes prevented AIDS and overpopulation.

Have a great weekend! Don’t forget to sign into OBC and find yourself a sexy single to make hot hot (protected) booty-lovin’ with. Use eco-friendly condoms! Or don’t. I don’t think it really matters.

Via Grist