No more crappy reruns of Two and a Half Men or censored versions of B-list movies? IT COULD BE A MIRACLE! According to The Australian, Qantas airlines, an upper-class airline that flies in Pacific Islands and Asia, is showing a French documentary on one of its many channels about the female orgasm.

The airline says that The Female Orgasm Explained is its most viewed program, and “features excerpts from old porn flicks, graphics and sound effects that would make conservative commuters squirm.” AWESOME! AMAZING! As a person who is about to board a flight tomorrow at 6am, I WISH I had something as kinky as that to make my trip more exciting, instead of the horrendous options our American airlines have now.

If you want to check out the flick and don’t have a New Zealand trip in your budget, check it out here.