It happens to every college freshman. After a night of belligerent excess, you awaken with an obscene Sharpee masterpiece on your forehead and a throbbing headache to remind you of your shame. However, even though your so-called friends decided to volunteer you as the canvas for their impromptu art session, it’s nothing a long shower with lots of soap can’t fix.

But, this guy wasn’t so lucky. After a night drinking with boys, he woke up to find a picture of a large penis tattooed to his leg. It sounds like the perfect, permanent reminder that you should never pass out with your shoes on.