A friend and I got into a heated debate over coffee a couple days ago over a very important issue: the teabag. No, not green or jasmine teabags and their homeopathic healing powers, but the kind of teabags that dudes give each other after one of them has passed out drunk. I, using my powers of logic, decided that a teabag is any time the “bag” is “dipped” upon any part of the face, preferably the cheek or maybe the ear or eyesocket. My friend said that no, it doesn’t count as a teabag unless the “bag” is “dipped” into the mouth itself. To which I logically responded, “well what happens when he bites down, huh? Not so much a tea bag anymore, is it?” He responded with a cringe, but still stood by his stance.

While you observe photo below the dog-balls like tea bag that someone obviously lacking a gag reflex created, think about the question, and settle our debate! Does the teabag have to go in the mouth or can it hang out right outside of harms way?

UPDATE: I just learned that a teabagging can be voluntary, in which case, SURE, you can put them in the mouth of a willing… friend. Good luck with that, boys :)