One of the best parts about casually dating, as opposed to entangling yourself in a long term relationship, is that you don’t have to do all the traditional, annoying gestures that make relationships lame. Like Valentine’s Day. Or paying for your date’s filet mignon just because you really want to have sex with them. Instead, your relationship is based only on sexual compatibility and enjoying each others’ company – no strings attached.

On the other hand, sometimes it’s fun to get your friends gifts just because you see something that makes you think of them. Maybe you know your neighbor loves fancy mustard so you pick up a bottle at the farmer’s market to say “hey – you’re a good neighbor.” Or maybe your best friend in Boston mentioned missing the good Mexican food in So Cal so you overnight them a Roberto’s burrito (don’t do this. It doesn’t work out well). Whatever the reason or the relationship, there ain’t nothin’ wrong with getting someone a little somethin’ to show you appreciate their existence on this Earth… even if you don’t know much about them except they have phenomenal boobs.

In that kind of case, may we recommend one of these awesome cross-stitches from this Etsy store.

Head over to BuzzFeed for more naughty cross-stitches for that special-in-a-sexy-way someone in YOUR life.