There’s a reason we always try to follow the booty call commandments, and one of those reasons is to keep things not-too-awkward. The morning after a one-night-stand has a tendency to be a liiiiiittle uncomfortable, especially if you, like the character in this BuzzFeed short film, leave something behind.

Remember – when you meet someone for a no-strings-attached hook up (like for example one of the 7 million members of OnlineBootyCall.com, the #1 casual dating site in the country), don’t forget your purse, wallet, phone, shoes, underwear or other necessary item. Going back into the war zone is NEVER fun.