This weekend is set to be quite a doozy. On one hand, yesterday was Cinco De Mayo, and people are probably still celebrating. On the other hand, we caught and maybe murdered Osama bin Laden, so… USA! USA! So, what is a patriotic American who loves burritos to do? Obviously have a MexicUSA weekend! This is BCU’s top 3 weekend to-dos!

1. Make a pizzataco!

This is quite possibly the greatest food-vention of the past 30 years. It’s a giant taco, using a pepperoni pizza instead of a tortilla. I suppose the pizza is technically an Italian food, what you get at Little Caesar’s for five dollars would be unrecognizable to any Italian chef ever, so get yourself a pizza and the internal organs of a taco and go to town. Best of both worlds!

2. Play a game of soccball

Here’s the rules: one side of the field you must play soccer, cross the 50 yard line and you must start playing football rules. One side has a goal, other side has an end zone. The ball is a soccer ball because you can’t can’t kick around a football, lets be honest. First team to sustain a concussive head injury wins… Or loses?

3. Make vodkaritas

Self-explanatory, I think…

But the point is, you must celebrate both the Mexican defeat of the French powers and the US defeat of an 80 year old man with kidney failure. This weekend is all about rejoicing for Panamerica and its unlikely successes, and the best way to do that is to tweak the ingredients to a Mexican drink and thus have a hangover that hurts as bad as the bullet in Osama’s eyeball.