Forget company acquisition or stocks going public; this is literally the greatest press release to ever hit the news wires. According to FilmDrunk, Sabrina Deep (definitely her real name) has announced she’s embarking on a worldwide tour- not your average singing or autograph signing tour though – it’s called the World Bukkake Tour, and it’s EXACTLY what it sounds like.

That’s right – if the Bukkake Tour comes to a city near you, all you have to do is sign a few papers, prove you’re disease free, and BAM, you could party with (and on) Sabrina Deep. This is the same Sabrina Deep, of course, that once partook in a 77 man gangbang, and was just barely beat out as World’s Biggest Whore on the Howard Stern show. She is obviously no newbie to bukkake, which I won’t define in case there are virgin ears out there.

The parties are free to the public and began in Milan just last month. Check out the tour dates at WorldBukkakeTour.com, and let is know how it goes… or should I say, comes?