As a female, I’ve always been jealous of the idea of being able to, er, “direct” the way your pee is going. On the contrary, women are stuck with this awkwardly positioned, completely unsteerable device in between our legs that makes peeing in public buildings far more difficult than what you men get to deal with. However, I have never been more jealous than I was this morning when I saw THIS awesome “thermochromic urinal,” which is a heat-sensitive coating on a steel wall that reacts to the heat of  urine and creates an oddly beautiful work of art in a room that (from my experience [don’t ask]) is normally the most disgusting display of human filth people ever see.

According to geeky-gadgets, urine’s heat makes it show up on the cool blue wall as bright orange, which is kind of super awesome. Furthermore, I imagine that it could potentially save someone’s life, considering cold urine (which wouldn’t change the color of the wall) is often a sign of either dehydration or aspirin overdose.

So, if one day you’re attempting to paint an abstract Jackson Pollock on the thermochromatic urinal of a bar but nothing is showing up, you might wanna head directly to the nearest ER (just don’t tell them why you know you’re sick).