There are many dumb people in the world. They walk the streets among us every day, some handing you your change at retail stores, and some who govern a large portion of the nation. Whether or not you know they are dumb is really left up to chance, like for example when the cashier hands you your change at Target asks you what the toilet scrubber you  bought is for (true story), or when your congressman is caught trying to hook up with trannies on Craigslist (also a true story).

Other times, though, people just straight up ADVERTISE their stupidity. It’s as though they really just don’t give a rat’s ass if anyone knows that they’ve got a few extra chromosomes or a whole lot less brain cells. Take for example Barmy Baz Franks, a plumber from the UK, who is loud and proud about the fact that he got semi-permanent tattoos of Prince William and the future Princess Kate Middleton

ON

HIS

TEETH.

The tattoos, known as “gnasher tats,” were created by creating a stencil and then painting the shapes on with a tiny bristled brush. The tattoos last up to three months and can only be removed by “several long, hard brushes.” Barmy (by the way, BARMY?) claims that he got the tattoos because ‘I love the Royal Family and this was my way of lending my support to their Big Day.’

I am, honestly, amazed. This could be one of the stupidest things I’ve seen this year, second only of course to the girl who got her vagina and entire reproductive system tattooed on her back. That is impressive.