Lindsey Lohan will be in the Gotti movie, although admittedly I don’t know who the Gottis are. [TheSuperficial]

In celebration of 4/20, Ron Weasley smokes a bong. People freak out, we think it’s hilarious. [Dlisted]

Snooki lost weight, the world lost one small drunk oompa-loompa [TheBlemish]

Tina Fey called your kid an a**hole [EvilBeetGossip]

Apparently JWOWW is a sadistic maniac? Who’dathunkit. [Gawker]