I actually didn’t know that today was 4/20 until I was sending a very work-related, non-marijuana-themed e-mail this morning, so as you might guess I am not exactly UP TO DATE on weed culture. All I know is that today is Hitler’s birthday, 4/20, and the date that the highly-anticipated game Portal 2 came out, which means that stoners from here to Timbuktu are going to be couch-bound for the next 24 hours and that stock in Frito-Lay will probably skyrocket 50%.

In celebration of this pseudo-holiday, I have scraped up this funny little video by girl-group Garfunkel and Oates called “Weed Card,” about the perilous process of becoming a legal marijuana smoker in California. FUN FACT: a really good friend of your truly makes a cameo in this vid – he’s the big red-headed guy in the stoner-apparel. Everyone say, HIII MIIIIRV!