Fergie’s face is looking rather…  um… “TAUT” [TheBlemish]

Celebs… They’re Wasted, JUST LIKE US! [TheSuperficial]

Benecio Del Toro knocked up Kimberly Stewart. What have we learned today, children? USE A CONDOM, MAYBE? [Dlisted]

Vanessa Hudgens says the internet is “the worst invention ever.” Um. Sure? [Starpulse]

I feel like something is wrong with Kim Kardashian’s butt. It’s just… weird. [HollywoodTuna]

Catherine Zeta Jones is bipolar?! Well there go my fantasies. [TheSuperficial]

This guy says you should boycott “Your Highness” because of its… um, “anti-warlock” messaging. SURE DUDE [TMZ]

Lady Gaga ate s*** during her show recently, but hey, she was Born This Way, baby [BCU]

John Travolta must own stock in Bosley’s hair transplants [TheSuperficial]

UGH, MARIAH CAREY IS NAKED ON ANOTHER COVER. STOP THIS, PLEASE. [Dlisted]