Dude. China, you guys. Considering right now America’s GOVERNMENT IS ABOUT TO SHUT DOWN and DONALD TRUMP IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, I think it’s safe to say that the title “leader of the free world” might be a bit of a stretch these days. We should just step aside and let the big boys take care of business. By big boys, of course, I mean Asia. However, with Japan currently delayed (there was another 7.1 earthquake just now, BTW, our hearts go out to that poor country), that leaves China in all its glory to save the world from certain demise with their leadership in manufacturing, technology, and environmental movements OH, AND 3D PORN.

Yes, that’s right, China has officially released the first 3D porn in theaters, called Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy, and according to The Guardian:

The £2m Cantonese language film is an ornate fantasy with high production values, set at the kinky court of Ming dynasty ancient China. It is ostensibly based on the classic Chinese erotic text, The Carnal Prayer Mat, and follows a young man as he befriends a duke and enters a world of royal orgies and other sexual peccadilloes.

First of all, what the f*** are peccadillioes?

Second – that sounds AWESOME. Reports say that much of the movie has been cut for mainland audiences because it’s too raunchy, so those who are dedicated to see art in its full form (and/or just want to see more titties) are traveling in hordes to Hong Kong to see the uncut version. The director claims that audiences who see the film will feel “like they are sitting right there at the edge of the bed.” Awesome and also somewhat creepy BUT MOSTLY AWESOME.

Check out the trailer above and tell us what you think – would YOU watch 3D porn?