The sun is high, the days are long, and the spring equinox is (checks watch) tomorrow! What better time to start fresh, but after a cold, dreary, cold season. This weekend, when you aren’t hanging with friends or enjoying some well-deserved booty from the OBC Dating app, why not kick start some Spring Cleaning of your LIFE so you can feel good about bringing that guy or gal back to the pad?

1) PURGE.

Follow along with the Marie Kondo trend and ask yourself if clothes, books, tupperware and books “spark joy,” and if not, stick ’em in a bag to take to your local thrift store. Next, use an entire day to really scour your house, cleaning from top to bottom, throwing out food in the fridge that expired months ago and actually sweeping BEHIND the couch because you KNOW there is nasty sh** back there too… and you don’t want to be embarrassed when you bring over a sexy booty call later!

2) Get thee to the gym.

March is here and Spring is ON THE HORIZON! It’s time to drop some pounds and tone up for the coming warm seasons. Instead of sitting on the couch watching reruns of Game of Thrones, take a jog around your neighborhood or lift some weights for a few minutes. And instead of pulling through a Wendy’s drive-through for lunch every day, pack a healthy salad I KNOW I KNOW I’M SORRY IT SOUNDS AWFUL, but think of it this way: every time you put a cheeseburger up to your mouth, you’re lessening your chance of getting laid this summer. Remember: your body is a temple, and what is the point of a temple if you don’t have sex in it. Or something.

3) Cleanse your crew

Ha! This worked out well. Just as it is important to clean up your house and your body, it’s also important to clean up your friendship and or relationship circle. Nothing can ruin an awesome summer like having a bunch of a**holes around you all the time, cramping your style and blocking your c*ck (or ladyc*ck, whichever applies). Stop hanging out with people just because it’s convenient and start hanging out with friends who improve your life! We all have moochers, slackers, stoners and gossipers in our friend circle and it’s time to push them out with the trash. Start your spring having fun and looking for booty, not dealing with drama!

Follow these three Spring Cleaning tips and you are guaranteed to make a smooth transition from winter to spring with a fresh start, hot bod, and killer crew. Then join us at Club OBC to meet a sexy single near you and make your spring SPRUNG!