After losing over a hundred MILLION dollars because of dumb choices in his personal life, Tiger Woods was apparently in need of a little cash moneys to pay for (I’m guessing here) Ambien and golf balls, because he’s selling his $25 million yacht, “Privacy.” Yes, the one that he famously spent a lot of time on after The Affairs Heard Round The World. According to Gawker, he actually dropped some cash on a NEW yacht (named Solitude, because apparently Tiger is an angsty teenager), and now has no need for the tainted 155-ft vessel.

So, if you can rustle up a measly $25 mil, you could have a massive yacht that might LITERALLY have Tiger’s Blood on it. It at least has Tiger’s, um… “DNA” on it somewhere,  if you’re into that. Imagine – you can sleep in luxury, just dreaming of the most likely disturbing things that have gone on right where you’re laying! Awesome!