Britney is back on tour, and admittedly looking pretty hot. [E!]

Lindsey Lohan is dropping her last name and will be known as simply Lindsey, putting her in the ranks of Beyonce and Opr-AHHAHAHAH no.[Gawker]

Also, her face is  looking REAL NICE [TheSuperficial]

Nicki Minaj wore a half broccoli/half cauliflower wig. Very normal. [MTV]

Britney Spears’ “deleted scene” from Jackass. Funny, I guess. [TheBlemish]

Don’t worry, Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson haven’t split. I know you were stressing about that [TMZ]

Look! Rachel Zoe’s scrawny little toothpick body squeezed out spawn! [Celebuzz]

In case you were wondering, the answer is yes, Victoria’s Secret models are still hot. [JustJared]

Kim Cattrall got drunk and said some REAL MEAN stuff. [TheBlemish]

Katy Perry’s mom hates her boobs and therefore by association we hate Katy Perry’s mom [TheSuperficial]

After awkwardly lying about their being a sequel to The Big Lebowski, Funny or Die helps her little fib become reality [JustJared]

Foxy Brown got kicked off a cruise ship, proving she’s 100% class class class, even on the high seas [The Fab Life]

Willie Nelson is singing his way out of jail [TheBlemish]