When it comes down to the actual performance in each of these two following videos, I think it’s pretty obvious who takes the title of Weirdest Video of the Day. However, when you think about the concept beHIND the video, it might be a little bit more difficult to decide who wins. I mean we have tampon guy, who, quite apparently is either wracked with mommy issues or has the world’s most disgusting fetish (I know, I know. People are pooping on each other. But this one involves flooding a woman’s VAGINA BLOOD ABSORBER with water and then inching it down your gullet. UGH).

But then on the other hand, we have this classy British woman just straight up telling the WORLD that she gets such a gnarly case of camel toe that can it only be tamed by a MEDICAL GRADE POLYMER CUP.

In the battles of good vs evil, right vs wrong, and weirder vs weirdest, everyone is a winner.

Except in this case cause that guy ate three tampons.

UPDATE: WE HAVE A NEW CONTENDER. Check out the third video, in which a gentleman named Louis Garrett has fashioned a nice bedspread quilt out of (what else?) WOMEN’S PANTIES. Could we have an upset in this race to the weirdest?

So. Which is weirdest?