File this under G for GOOD GOD THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER.

A woman in Sweden found a condom, a condom wrapper, and a plastic ring in the bottom of a carton of filmjölk, a sour-tasting fermented milk product popular in Sweden.

FIRST OF ALL, let’s talk about this “sour-tasting fermented milk product” business. What the hell is in the water in Sweden?!! All day it’s just “fermented milk” this and “rotted herring corpse” that and “black pudding” blah blah blah. Why can’t they just eat some normal food like the rest of us?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT COUNTRY?

Anyway, back to the story – this woman, Milica, claims that after drinking two cups of the dairy product, her mother decided to pour the rest out for her dog (OH, NO, NOT THE DOG TOO. SPARE HIM) when out plopped “a condom, its packaging, a pink-coloured plastic ring, and a receipt.”

She says she and her mother were disgusted, lost their appetite, and couldn’t eat for days. A rep for the company who makes filmjölk, though, says that someone in Milica’s home must have put the debris in as a joke. Milica says NO WAY.

A full investigation is set to find out the source of the condom, but the rep says “it’s a closed process and there are filters and things that would stop something so large from ending up in a container.”

THE MYSTERY CONTINUES.