This is a sad one. I always liked Tony Hawk. In fact (me time), I performed with Tony Hawk and then-child-prodigy Shaun White at an Olympic send off back in 1996. It was pretty much the best moment of my childhood. Anyway, Tony Hawk has just lost points in my celebrity point-log that I keep under my bed for divorcing his third wife in order to SHACK UP WITH HIS BEST FRIEND’S WIFE INSTEAD.

That’s right- it’s reason #56,730 to not get married: TONY HAWK. PERIOD.

According to the New York Post, Tony Hawk is currently in divorce proceedings from his third wife:

Tony Hawk married Cindy in 1990. They have one son. Divorced in 1993, because Tony had begun seeing Erin, THE NANNY. They married in 1996, and had two sons together but then got divorced in 2003 because Tony decided to get together with his PUBLICIST Lhotse. They got married in 2006 and had a daughter BUT are now getting divorced because Lhotse caught Tony with Cathy, THE WIFE OF HIS BEST FRIEND AND LONGTIME BUSINESS PARTNER MATT GOODMAN.

I… there, I mean, it just seems like, um, I just…

THERE ARE NO WORDS.

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