Kate Middleton, future Queen of England, has the most awesome bikini bod you’ll see all day [RadarOnline]

Kesha drank blood at one of her concerts… [TheBlemish]

…but that still managed to be hotter than her in a bikini [TheSuperficial]

One of Charlie Sheen’s ‘goddesses’ tried to commit suicide… [TMZ]

…but that’s still less pathetic than his top choice for “intern” [TheSuperficial]

Tony Hawk reminds us why marriage is a joke. [Dlisted]