Of all the Academy Award nominated films that came out this past year, which one did you think would end up with a porn parody? Black Swan, because of it’s hot lesbian action? The Fighter, whose spoof name would obviously be The Biter? Winter’s Bone, which ALREADY HAS BONE IN THE TITLE? Nope, nope, nope. They went with The King’s Speech, which not only has the most unattractive cast of characters ever, but is also the most boring of them all! And what name did they give this cheesy porn parody? “The King’s Piece.”

BARF.