To start us off this rainy Monday morning, I figured I’d share this video that is both cringe-worthy and simultaneously hilarious. In it, you’ll see a poor, hungry snake being molested by a woman who quite clearly is paid money to have sex on camera. After a few seconds of misery, the snake decides to take his hunger pangs into his own hands fanged mouth by taking a nice chomp on what look to be big, fleshy bags of fat hanging on her chest. Unfortunately for the snake, they’re actually big balloons full of unnatural silicone and plastic.

Unfortunately for the woman, they’re her boobs.