Is there even really a reason to try and round up the most important celebrity gossip of the week? I mean, it could all basically be encompassed in the term “WINNING,” right? All other celebrities felt their energy sources depleting throughout the week because of the lack of attention they were getting, I’m pretty sure. Still, there are a couple things we can talk about.

Christina Aguilara got arrested [BCU]

CHRIS BROWN JUST EXPOSED HIS CHARLIE BROWNS [World Star Hip Hop]

David Arquette was in a car accident [TMZ]

It’s the end of Michael Scott [Popeater]