The wonders of technology have ushered an unprecedented era of booty call prosperity. With the advent of cell phones, mobile web browsing, texting and even, sexting, making plans for a booty call is easier than ever. However, the fine art of the bootycall text does take a certain amount of finesse. You wouldn’t want to end up on Textsfromlastnight.com, right?

Like always, BCU has got you covered. Here’s some tips from Tech Croquette’s Girl’s Guide to Booty Call Texting to make sure your next booty call goes swimmingly.

“Follow the no-liquids rule. Sure, a few glasses of wine are going to give you the courage to text something naughty, but when you start slurring your texts, that’s what we call turbulence. If you must text when wasted, don’t openly state that you’re wasted! Girls think this is a quick way to turn a guy on and land a booty call. Ready and willing turns a guy on. About to pass out in a pool of your own vomit … not so much.”

“The later it gets, the more shameless you will look. If you’re just intent on getting off the ground, a better strategy is to text several guys early in the night and hold out hope for your first choice. If you get him, it’s like a free upgrade to First Class! And if you end up with an ex, well, they still give out snacks in Coach, don’t they?”

“If it’s someone you’ve hooked up with before, take the shortest route possible. See what he’s up to and then remind him, “We always have so much fun when we’re together.” Use a few key words and you’re golden. No one wants a layover when they’re trying to get their lay over.”

Speaking of the shortest route possible… What’s even easier than texting for a booty call?

Do I even need to say it haha?