These previously unreleased photos of Rihanna after the Chris Brown beatdown are ROUGH. [MediaTakeout]

Kanye is giving people seizures now, so, you know. That’s nice. [Stereogum]

Bam Margera (who is married) stupidly takes photos of him hooking up with a 17 year old in Canada (even though he’s MARRIED) [The Superficial]

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones go batsh*t crazy on some Paps. BRAVO. [Dlisted]

Christina Aguilar has been having sex in the bathroom at her family parties. Yea or Nay? [USWeekly]

Obviously it’s not a celeb roundup without Charlie Sheen [TMZ]

No one can decide what’s funnier: the Yale sweatshirt or the fact that she’s coming out of a gym [The Blemish]

I don’t know who this Gemma Atkinson character but she’s A-OK in my book [HollywoodTuna]

Lindsey Lohan did a post-rehab interview but I’m pretty sure nobody cares. [Celebuzz]