As a young girl, I was never really intrigued by the whole wrestling phenomenon. Sure, I grew up in an area where everyone owned at least two ATVs and considered Dan Marino jerseys “dress up clothes,” but somehow I managed to escape the wrestling obsession that many of my fellow white-trash peers shared.

Every once in a while though, we’re reminded that yes, “pro-wrestling” is STILL HAPPENING. There are still grown men dressing up in costumes and beating each other up for money (although I suppose that’s sort of what the NFL is, no? NO YOU’RE RIGHT I’M SORRY NOT THE SAME THING). I cringe every time one of those WWE commercials comes on and pray that children are smart enough these days to not get ensnared by this bogus sport.

Anyway, then I saw this video this morning.

I know the title of the video is “the Most Illegal Thing I’ve Seen in the History of Wrestling,” but… I think the, um, “officials,” should reconsider. This thing is pure GOLD.