If you’re anything like us (and you must be if you’re reading this!) then my GOD are you tired of Valentine’s Day. I can’t walk into CVS for my handle of cheap vodka a birthday card for my grandma without getting bombarded with reminders that its the season of gaudy white teddy bears and disgusting cherry-filled chocolate and gigantic over-sized pink and purple cards that are impossible to throw away without anyone noticing.

So this year, let’s send a message to the corporations that have turned the entire month of February into one giant vomit-festival by just saying NO! NO to the dramatic, commercialized holiday that Valentine’s Day has become, NO to pretending to like roses, and NO to spending insane amounts of money on crappy dinners just to get laid.  Instead, say YES to getting what you really want this Valentine’s Day: your very own Booty Call, with OBC’s famous Valentine’s Day Booty Call Day card!

Click here or the picture above to send a booty call card to your Valentine’s Day booty call!